Slavery might not be that bad

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers
Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers

Sooner or later we are going to have to snuggle up and get comfy with the idea that we are going to be subject to Google’s rule.  I’m guessing it will be more like enlightened absolutism than fascist autocracy.  Google seems bent on gathering hordes of data and puting it towards (thus far) useful purposes.  That doesn’t mean I can’t see them using this mass of info and overthrowing governing bodies.  But hey, life under Google may not be that bad.

One of my friends and wife (he doesn’t know we’re friends) works for the big G out in NYC.  They are provided meals on a daily basis and all sorts of other perks.  The pancreas exploding meal pictured above was actually served for lunch recently in the Google cafeteria.  I got diabeetus just from the picture.


2 thoughts on “Slavery might not be that bad

  1. They need to pour gravy over those burgers, and have some of my 400-calorie-per-glass Double IPA to wash them down with, along with Tater Tots smothered in melted cheese.

    Sounds like some good Ultra Fuel.

    -Bad Ben

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